Wendy Parker

I finally found my boots

| February 10, 2013

Wendy: "My next pair need to be red, with flames on the side..."

No-nos — pantless in L.A.

| February 08, 2013

Wendy crosses "wear no pants while driving through L.A." off her bucket list.

‘Sorry, dude. I don’t speak hieroglyphics’

| February 06, 2013

"Don't ever yell at me in a foreign language, cause I've got a shiny new pair of cowboy boots that will definitely send a kneecap for a loop."

Pedestrians in the desert

| February 03, 2013

"I worry over these people, I think about them for days after we see them."

Abolish three-in-one sinks — now!

| February 01, 2013

Wendy sends a message to Congress: "If we're going to start outlawing stuff because it's dangerous, I think we should start with the automatic sensors on every stinking sink between here and Timbuktu."

Preparing for the long haul

| January 30, 2013

Between Redlands, Calif., and McCarran, Nev., Wendy's looking for "the usual things -- Sasquatch, alien ships, clean showers, good places to eat." Suggestions?

When in need of healthy food…

| January 28, 2013

“Did you just say gastric distress?”

Happy birthday to me

| January 25, 2013

"Forty-five years on this planet and I haven't managed to stupid myself to death yet."

Wendy Parker

Wendy Parker rides with her husband, George Parker, an owner-operator who pulls dry van. She chronicles her adventures and observations as a newcomer to the trucking world at her website, thegeorgeandwendyshow.com. She has been published in Funny Times magazine, as well as the online magazines Out of the Gutter, Flash Fiction Offensive and Cracked.

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