Wendy Parker

The Mother Ship has landed

"I don't know if any of you noticed, but Earth was recently invaded openly by aliens in the form of giant meteorites... If you're looking for me, I'll be over here under the catwalk in the fetal position."

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Barefoot with a stolen lemon

George to Wendy: "“If you think I'm going to give you a knife to cut up a stolen lemon while I'm driving, you're crazier than I thought you were.”

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Mayor: Warner Robins parking ban needs compromise

City mayor Chuck Shaheen calls for town council to compromise on the new two-hour time limit.

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C’mon, Warner Robins — show us some love

Wendy Parker on her hometown's ban of truck parking: "Set a precedent for the rest of the country. Find a way to not only make it work, find a way to make it work for both the trucker and the city."

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Loaded from home — to home

Wendy and George ponder home and Sunday school on a run up I-75 from near where Wendy was raised in Georgia to deliver in Ohio, their current home.

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Eating in the dark

Be careful what you put in your mouth on a night haul on a strange route.

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Alert! Le Pew’s on the toilet!

Wendy Parker tells her craziest road story: "When I step into any bathroom outside of my own home, I slip into some crazy space-time continuum that contains everything weird."

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True love and a truck

One woman trucker finds that true love spans the test of time when she rebuilds a truck to honor her late husband.

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DNA proliferation prevention: My ‘bag of hair’

"I got all my toiletries in order, cleaned my hairbrush out, and stored the hairball in my bag of hair. Yes, I said 'bag of hair.' The lengths to which Wendy will go to avoid false-positive DNA results.

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I finally found my boots

Wendy: "My next pair need to be red, with flames on the side..."

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