Written by Keith Harling for his 1999 “Bring it On” record, this one’s a natural for a trucking magazine’s Christmas-songs list, but of course.
The “Santa’s Got a Semi” tune re-imagines the prototypical Christmastime flying-reindeer-powered sleigh as a diesel-powered tractor pulling the biggest, bottomless dry toy van across the world.
(If you missed it a few weeks back, driver Bill Weaver’s tune linked here trafficks in similar themes.)
Hold on, y’all.
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