Dodging morons

“Truckers were, with rare exception, the best and most courteous drivers on the interstate … To the truckers out there maneuvering 80,000 pounds of economic energy over snowy, wind-swept, moron-infested roads, thanks for your Job-like patience. Oh, and thanks for not hip-checking our truck into the weeds.”

– Contra Costa (Calif.) Times writer Vince Golla, recounting a cross-country trip hauling furniture in a rental truck.