George & Wendy Show

Wendy Parker

Loaded from home — to home

| February 20, 2013

Late in the afternoon, when the light was just perfect, we crossed over into Ohio. Outside of Cincinnati I noticed a little flock of sheep in the pasture. They were lying by a sweet little pond and, of course, there were Canadian geese posted up by the water. I got immediately nostalgic, it was good to be back in Ohio.

“Aw, look babe. Just like in the bible.”


“And the lamb shall lie down with the geese.”

“You sure about that?”

“Of course I’m sure. It’s in the book of Leroy somewhere.”

“Are you reading the alternate universe bible?”

“Question not, harlot, for the lamb shall lie down with the geese. And it is good.”

“Please don’t ever teach Sunday School.”

“It’s amazing, but no one has ever asked me.”

“They’re afraid of your vast biblical knowledge.”

“I was totally thinking the same thing.”

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