George & Wendy Show

Wendy Parker

Seller, beware: I’m armed with an oatmeal pie

| September 26, 2012

“Well, smarty pants, since the Grackle didn’t peck his eyes out for me, I thought I’d cram the oatmeal pie into his nose and mouth if he got close enough to grab me. The surprise would make him inhale sharply and he’d choke to death on pie. So there.”

“Okay, I’m going to stop asking questions now.”

“Yeah, that’s what I thought. Because I’m awesome.”

“Uh hunh, because all awesome people defend themselves with oatmeal pies.”

“Damn skippy.”


  • LCWright

    Thanks for the laugh I needed that. Wow Dark Crystal, we watched that when the kids were in grade school, now there kids are in Grade school and High School. strives to maintain an open forum for reader opinions. Click here to read our comment policy.