"Forty-five years on this planet and I haven't managed to stupid myself to death yet."
"Lying to the kids is perfectly alright when it involves fairy tales.... It's not OK to lie to kids about things they need to know."
Here's an opportunity for the arts-prone grade-schooler in your life to show his/her stuff to the Commercial Vehicle Safety Belt Partnership, a wide a collaboration of the FMCSA and various work safety and law enforcement ...
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