counter of knowledge

I herniated it through the grapevine

Today on Truckamundo, George gets news from a surgeon that he can either take three weeks off to have his hernia repaired, or plan on wearing his guts for shoelaces at any inopportune and unplanned moment in the near future. ...

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Notes on vernacular

“Keep yer panties on, son, I got a full-grown with a capture in the breakdown, I'll mosey out of your way momentarily... stand by.” Feel me?

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The difference between Facebook and regulatory comments

"People sure like to gripe on Facebook, ... at the Counter of Knowledge, and anywhere another human being may listen, but when it comes time for them to actually be able to provide some recorded, sanctioned, discussions ..."

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Navigating the intricate levels of trucking BS

There are several distinct levels. "All can be somewhat entertaining, but the gold standard club membership is running with (or behind) a pack of crusty old Nebraska livestock haulers, swapping CB stories in the middle of the night."

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Things that would make me leave the truck for 400, Alex

Wendy on accident aftermath: "I'm just amazed by people who get back on the horse and ride." If that applies to you, why did you jump back in the saddle?

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2048 is our year

"Unfortunately, we'll be 87 and 88 years old by then, and probably won't be able to enjoy the island Dennis Mintling says we'll own. That's OK, I'm not sure I could handle the pressure of owning anything bigger than a truck."

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Meteor showers and the return of the CB

"I'm pretty sure there's a distinct possibility we were abducted by aliens the other night. At least that's how the story would go if I were telling it at the Counter of Knowledge. ..."

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Conversation starters at the counter of knowledge

AKA “fun facts to know and forget.” Sometimes, making conversation on the road is hard.

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