Wax on, wax off: Stanch the bleeding

There is at least one trucking reference in this post about Wendy getting her legs waxed (first time ever), promise. "When she ripped the first piece of linen off, I swear I heard a lawnmower start. Soft and dreamy was immediately replaced with..."

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Close encounters with flying monkeys

“I'll be quiet forever when the evil monkey brutally murders me. Oh look, is that an ultralight? Dang, it's awful cold for an ultralight.”

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