"I had not only been sitting directly under the wing vents singing like a maniac, I was screaming lyrics that, when heard without the benefit of the actual music, could be misconstrued."
Parker: “The aliens will talk to me for sure. They probably remember me from when I was abducted as a child.”
“You’re conversing with someone who’s afraid of wombat infestation in California while scooping dinosaur cat poop into a bag as a present for your dad. I don’t think any useless fact you have stored in ...
Wendy and George find themselves on a cow path in the middle of the night in Arizona: "When George Parker is driving and he says, 'This isn’t good,' it means you’re potentially about to experience ...
What happens when 15-year-old surliness runs up against Wendy Parker's natural reason for being -- more than just a little Yoda-speak involved, it is.
"If you can affect one person in a positive way today, you've done your job as a human being. Otherwise, you're an alien."
"You should probably Google 'surviving Sasquatch attack' while you're lying in the fetal position waiting for a bear to eat your face off.”...
What happens when a bird of prey tries to communicate with a DOT traffic camera? It makes for good humor on Twitter.
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