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Schedule down the rabbit hole

| November 28, 2012

Wendy Parker on detention: "What kind of idiot arrives at a warehouse and expects people to unload their truck? (This is thinly veiled sarcasm. OK, completely unveiled sarcasm.)"

Accidental truck stop heartbreaker

| November 25, 2012

"I had not only been sitting directly under the wing vents singing like a maniac, I was screaming lyrics that, when heard without the benefit of the actual music, could be misconstrued."

In search of extraterrestrial intelligence

| November 21, 2012

Parker: “The aliens will talk to me for sure. They probably remember me from when I was abducted as a child.”

Fear and loathing at the Salton Sea: Mummies don’t talk

| November 18, 2012

“You’re conversing with someone who’s afraid of wombat infestation in California while scooping dinosaur cat poop into a bag as a present for your dad. I don’t think any useless fact you have stored in ...

Middle of Nowhere, Ariz., with cattle, aliens…

| November 16, 2012

Wendy and George find themselves on a cow path in the middle of the night in Arizona: "When George Parker is driving and he says, 'This isn’t good,' it means you’re potentially about to experience ...

Surly teenagers: No match for crazy

| November 14, 2012

What happens when 15-year-old surliness runs up against Wendy Parker's natural reason for being -- more than just a little Yoda-speak involved, it is.

Helping a friend out

| November 11, 2012

"If you can affect one person in a positive way today, you've done your job as a human being. Otherwise, you're an alien."

Clear and present danger in Weed, Calif.

| November 09, 2012

"You should probably Google 'surviving Sasquatch attack' while you're lying in the fetal position waiting for a bear to eat your face off.”...

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