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Middle of Nowhere, Ariz., with cattle, aliens…

Middle of Nowhere, Ariz., with cattle, aliens...

Wendy and George find themselves on a cow path in the middle of the night in Arizona: "When George Parker is driving and he says, 'This isn’t good,' it means you’re potentially about to experience a fiery death crash."...

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Surly teenagers: No match for crazy

Surly teenagers: No match for crazy

What happens when 15-year-old surliness runs up against Wendy Parker's natural reason for being -- more than just a little Yoda-speak involved, it is.

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Helping a friend out

"If you can affect one person in a positive way today, you've done your job as a human being. Otherwise, you're an alien."

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Clear and present danger in Weed, Calif.

Clear and present danger in Weed, Calif.

"You should probably Google 'surviving Sasquatch attack' while you're lying in the fetal position waiting for a bear to eat your face off.”...

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Hawk to DOT: “Point me to the nearest roadkill?”

Hawk to DOT: "Point me to the nearest roadkill?"

What happens when a bird of prey tries to communicate with a DOT traffic camera? It makes for good humor on Twitter.

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Jesus and an alien walk into a …

Jesus and an alien walk into a ...

Ever wonder what happens when you're on the verge of veritable alien abduction? This story's a pretty good description of it.

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Deciphering CB gibberish

Deciphering CB gibberish

An accident intel report up ahead tells Wendy Parker that "the President is in the median with flying elephant scrotums and frozen walruses! I’m a nurse, I have to help!”

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14-day blues for want of the right shampoo

"I found myself with the two-week affliction this morning at the Pilot in Weed, Calif., when I realized I had run out of shampoo and conditioner."

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More toilet talk: Aim before using

More toilet talk: Aim before using

Singing the wonders of the American landscape -- and launching a campaign against defoulers of public toilets, "the cause of public restroom stewardship."

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Bummed by gambling in Port Allen, La.

Gambling these days is exactly like voting: "You go in a dark room and press a few buttons and it's over. Nothing changes but the fact that you have less money in your pocket."

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