It’s better to give… Or is it?

"I suppose I'll need to display some sort of placard that announces the distinct possibility of being wished a Merry Christmas while being hugged when in my general vicinity."

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Po-ta-to / Po-terrifying

"Most people don't scream when they see a potato that's been left until it grows hideous, blood sucking tendrils, and they tend to look at you funny when you do."

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