Wendy and George contemplate interior truck modifications: "We at least need dart guns for potential Sasquatch sightings, right?"
The Christmas story: "I sincerely hope everyone gets home for Christmas, although I know that's not possible. Merry Christmas, God bless, and be safe out there."
"It's hard to keep an optimistic outlook on life when you've been on the road for 12 days in crappy weather."
"And there's the time we were riding along in Arizona desert in the dark one night -- I was already nervous about being abducted by aliens...."
Between Redlands, Calif., and McCarran, Nev., Wendy's looking for "the usual things -- Sasquatch, alien ships, clean showers, good places to eat." Suggestions?
"You should probably Google 'surviving Sasquatch attack' while you're lying in the fetal position waiting for a bear to eat your face off.”...
Wendy Parker packs for colder weather: "Everyone knows space in the truck is limited, and the closet in the Cascadia is perfect -- for one person."
Her look said something to the effect of, "Please leave here before you stupid yourself to death in the parking lot."
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