George & Wendy Show

Wendy Parker

The high price of notoriety

| September 12, 2012

“It’s not funny.”

“I can’t talk to strangers. I don’t have anyone on booger patrol. I’ll just scare people away.”

“You know, I feel like I know what you’re talking about and then I realize I have absolutely no idea what you mean most of the time. It’s like water skiing with a rubber band. About the time I catch up, you zing past me in a different direction.”

“Aww. That’s sweet, babe.”

“It wasn’t really a compliment.”

“I know. I love you too.”