George & Wendy Show

Wendy Parker

Beware: Tasing is imminent

| September 17, 2014

In which Wendy stays home for George's turn to Laredo and back, at which point she is gifted a taser. Look out!

Setting the mood with CB

| September 14, 2014

It's a tool, not a toy, come on.

Twinkle, twinkle little scar

| September 12, 2014

"If you're polite and respectful, people will usually talk to you about pretty much anything, but do yourself a favor and if you're with my Mom, don't stare. You hear me?"

Driving Miss Bubble Witch in the autonomous sedan

| September 10, 2014

"My mom and dad taught me a long time ago that if you make things too easy for someone, you're not doing them any favors. Driving is a responsibility, and if you're not down with accepting the responsibility, don't do it."

Super-sizitis

| September 07, 2014

"I'm starting the 'Regular Size Movement.' I'm going to order Happy Meals without having a child present and refuse to upsize for 99 cents."

‘Train horn: first person brings me $25 can have it, come on.’

| September 05, 2014

"Sitting in the parking lot of some truck stops is like having a live version of “Home Shopping Network.” People sell all kinds of things on what I refer to as 'CB-bay.'"

Creepy crawlies and questionable questions

| September 03, 2014

"Here's an important tip to remember: if someone walks up to you in a truck stop with a cup and asks you to describe what's in it, just run. Don't even bother looking, because it's either going to be gross or scary."

Edgar, beware

| August 31, 2014

In which Wendy meets Edgar Hansen of the "Deadliest Catch" series: "Sometimes, meeting people you love to watch on television is hard."

Wendy Parker

Wendy Parker rides with her husband, George Parker, an owner-operator who pulls dry van. She chronicles their adventures and her observations from the shotgun position in her blog and at their website, http://www.thegeorgeandwendyshow.com/index.html

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