George & Wendy Show
So it's prom season. Be safe out there and watch out for kids who are acting even worse than usual on the highways. Who else firmly believes there should be an 18-and-older law for highway use in a four-wheeler?
“Hey, you know what you get when you put three frogs in a blender?”
"There are forces inside the cabs of our trucks we don't understand. The black holes exist – you're definitely not crazy."
George and son, and Wendy, go to a rock concert: "I felt like I had been beat with a stick the next day, but it was worth it. We had a great time, functioned well under pressure as a little unit, and did things we won't forget, and that's what family time is about."
Near-disaster averted by the highway in Arkansas -- and the Motel 6.5: "It's a real place, with a hand-painted sign, swear it."...
Weather, taxes... "Mother Nature must have forgotten a few deductions this year, as she seems very angry and wrathful..."
...to alien abduction? Yes: "Poor George has the implant, and he's unable to fight the urges of the evil radio signals that emit from it, even under great duress."
"We all know these things are bad for us, but it doesn't make them any less delicious."
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