George & Wendy Show

Wendy Parker

The difference between ‘hot’ and ‘beautiful’

| September 04, 2013

"A beautiful woman is often pleasing to look at because she has an inner light and makes everything around her prettier."

Hold the condiments, please!

| September 01, 2013

"This public service message brought to you by someone who knows, because I suffer from 'no condiment disorder.'... Remain calm and carry on, and we'll all get through this together."

Haints, spooks and flat-out weirdness

| August 30, 2013

"And there's the time we were riding along in Arizona desert in the dark one night -- I was already nervous about being abducted by aliens...."

Farmer’s Almanac of winter doom: Pack your chains, drivers

| August 28, 2013

Latest get-rich-quick scheme: Full-service tire chain changing lane. "Just remember, people thought the Wright Brothers were crazy, too."

Hard choices judging Overdrive’s Most Beautiful

| August 25, 2013

"I learned more in the hour and a half we spent with these ladies than I have in a very long time. These women know their business, and they all know their way around a truck."

Dinosaurs and pretty girlsImage Gallery

| August 23, 2013

Wendy's first day at GATS 2013 saw her taking around a dinosaur for pictures on the show floor and elsewhere for Hunter, a child in Southern Ohio with an illness that prevents him from traveling.

Killer truckers indeed

| August 21, 2013

"The FBI should send out a commendation to every non-serial-killer professional driver on the road that says, 'Congratulations and thank you for not being a serial killer!'"

Perils of Break Away

| August 18, 2013

Be careful throwing chucks in your storage box, particularly if spray lubricants are in there... "Sometimes, you do something stupid. It just happens..."

Wendy Parker

Wendy Parker rides with her husband, George Parker, an owner-operator who pulls dry van. She chronicles her adventures and observations as a newcomer to the trucking world at her website, thegeorgeandwendyshow.com. She has been published in Funny Times magazine, as well as the online magazines Out of the Gutter, Flash Fiction Offensive and Cracked.

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