George & Wendy Show
On U.K. horse-meat fast-food burger scandal: "I'd actually be happy to find out it's only horse meat, and not something unspeakable, like ground-up baby diapers drenched in pig fat."
Worlds collide amid the signing of forms in order to properly exercise First Amendment rights. Now, more waiting on that important callback....
"Most people don't scream when they see a potato that's been left until it grows hideous, blood sucking tendrils, and they tend to look at you funny when you do."
Annals of obstruction: If such questions keep up, Wendy says, she's may just require sources sign a "waiver ... to read my articles from now on."
"Hey, guess what? Fifth-wheel grease stains everything...." Wendy knows because, well, she touched it...
"They have people scheduled to maintain the snack bar -- why couldn't they schedule someone to maintain the fuel-isle flow? I would gladly give up a rolling rack of butt rockets for a fuel island attendant."
"I applaud the trucker who let ride with him -- you're a brave fellow. When I asked George if he'd let Anne do a ridealong with him, he flat out said, 'Hell no.'"
Weirdest family conversation ever -- on the subject of November, facial hair, wigs and more.
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