George & Wendy Show

Wendy Parker

The ‘Big Brother’ of the road

| March 20, 2013

"Truckers are the 'Big Brother' of the road. They know what you're doing, people."

Morbid March

| March 18, 2013

"Does anyone else think a giant rabbit with the ability to get into your house and squeeze your neck is terrifying?"

37 crucial items in case of zombie apocalypse

| March 16, 2013

"When the grid actually does shut down and we have to fend for ourselves, there are going to be some very surprised and ill-prepared Starbucks-swilling scarf wearers out there."

Bitten — by more than the trucking bug

| March 13, 2013

" The spiders in South Texas are so big they strap saddles to them and put them in rodeos. Small children who make a scene by screaming for Starbucks in the food court are fed to them."

Einstein warned us about this

| March 10, 2013

"I think riding in a big truck for a day should be part of every driver's education class given. These kids need to have the view I do for a day..."

Close encounter with an Allman

| March 08, 2013

"You'd be amazed at how many bad words you can call someone during the drum solo of 'In the Air Tonight' if it's turned up loud enough."

Warner Robins ordinance repealed!

| March 05, 2013

Last night Wendy's home town council voted down the restrictive two-hour truck parking ordinance they'd approved just two weeks prior. Here's why.

Close encounters with flying monkeys

| March 03, 2013

“I'll be quiet forever when the evil monkey brutally murders me. Oh look, is that an ultralight? Dang, it's awful cold for an ultralight.”

Wendy Parker

Wendy Parker rides with her husband, George Parker, an owner-operator who pulls dry van. She chronicles her adventures and observations as a newcomer to the trucking world at her website, thegeorgeandwendyshow.com. She has been published in Funny Times magazine, as well as the online magazines Out of the Gutter, Flash Fiction Offensive and Cracked.

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