George & Wendy Show

Wendy Parker

Giant potatoes! Hammerheads!

| March 01, 2013

"We've seen some weird things on flatbeds. Hell, we've seen some weird things strapped to four-wheelers, like the giant hammerhead shark we saw on the roof of a Honda Accord...."

The Mother Ship has landed

| February 27, 2013

"I don't know if any of you noticed, but Earth was recently invaded openly by aliens in the form of giant meteorites... If you're looking for me, I'll be over here under the catwalk in the fetal position."

Barefoot with a stolen lemon

| February 25, 2013

George to Wendy: "“If you think I'm going to give you a knife to cut up a stolen lemon while I'm driving, you're crazier than I thought you were.”

C’mon, Warner Robins — show us some love

| February 23, 2013

Wendy Parker on her hometown's ban of truck parking: "Set a precedent for the rest of the country. Find a way to not only make it work, find a way to make it work for both the trucker and the city."

Loaded from home — to home

| February 20, 2013

Wendy and George ponder home and Sunday school on a run up I-75 from near where Wendy was raised in Georgia to deliver in Ohio, their current home.

Eating in the dark

| February 17, 2013

Be careful what you put in your mouth on a night haul on a strange route.

Alert! Le Pew’s on the toilet!

| February 15, 2013

Wendy Parker tells her craziest road story: "When I step into any bathroom outside of my own home, I slip into some crazy space-time continuum that contains everything weird."

DNA proliferation prevention: My ‘bag of hair’

| February 13, 2013

"I got all my toiletries in order, cleaned my hairbrush out, and stored the hairball in my bag of hair. Yes, I said 'bag of hair.' The lengths to which Wendy will go to avoid false-positive DNA results.

Wendy Parker

Wendy Parker rides with her husband, George Parker, an owner-operator who pulls dry van. She chronicles her adventures and observations as a newcomer to the trucking world at her website, thegeorgeandwendyshow.com. She has been published in Funny Times magazine, as well as the online magazines Out of the Gutter, Flash Fiction Offensive and Cracked.

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