George & Wendy Show
"I got all my toiletries in order, cleaned my hairbrush out, and stored the hairball in my bag of hair. Yes, I said 'bag of hair.' The lengths to which Wendy will go to avoid false-positive DNA results.
Wendy: "My next pair need to be red, with flames on the side..."
Wendy crosses "wear no pants while driving through L.A." off her bucket list.
"Don't ever yell at me in a foreign language, cause I've got a shiny new pair of cowboy boots that will definitely send a kneecap for a loop."
"I worry over these people, I think about them for days after we see them."
Wendy sends a message to Congress: "If we're going to start outlawing stuff because it's dangerous, I think we should start with the automatic sensors on every stinking sink between here and Timbuktu."
Between Redlands, Calif., and McCarran, Nev., Wendy's looking for "the usual things -- Sasquatch, alien ships, clean showers, good places to eat." Suggestions?
“Did you just say gastric distress?”
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