George & Wendy Show
"Before I was able to extricate myself from the building, I was compelled to buy a $50 tub of popcorn."
"I see approximately seven hundred things I want to touch every time we stop. Unfortunately, five to six hundred of these things are usually attached to other people or their property."
"A Prince whose character is thus marked by every act which may define a Tyrant, is unfit to be the ruler of a free people." --Thomas Jefferson, 1776
"I'm heading to the eye doctor as soon as the Tyrannosaurus Rex clears out of the driveway. The thing shows up every Friday and eats my trash."
Philosophy on the places you'll go: "You don't have to like it all, but you need to experience it, at least see it with your own eyes before passing judgment."
It's summertime, school is out and the travel plaza food courts are full of whining six-year-olds, demanding Whoppers and $5 coffees from Starbucks.
Clean, clean, clean: "You see, no matter how easy technology makes things for us, we are still a necessary part of the equation."
The strange things we do when in combat with an enemy, even a fruit fly.
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