George & Wendy Show
"I don't know if any of you noticed, but Earth was recently invaded openly by aliens in the form of giant meteorites... If you're looking for me, I'll be over here under the catwalk in the fetal position."
George to Wendy: "“If you think I'm going to give you a knife to cut up a stolen lemon while I'm driving, you're crazier than I thought you were.”
Wendy Parker on her hometown's ban of truck parking: "Set a precedent for the rest of the country. Find a way to not only make it work, find a way to make it work for both the trucker and the city."
Wendy and George ponder home and Sunday school on a run up I-75 from near where Wendy was raised in Georgia to deliver in Ohio, their current home.
Be careful what you put in your mouth on a night haul on a strange route.
Wendy Parker tells her craziest road story: "When I step into any bathroom outside of my own home, I slip into some crazy space-time continuum that contains everything weird."
"I got all my toiletries in order, cleaned my hairbrush out, and stored the hairball in my bag of hair. Yes, I said 'bag of hair.' The lengths to which Wendy will go to avoid false-positive DNA results.
Wendy: "My next pair need to be red, with flames on the side..."
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