George & Wendy Show
"If Momma told you she was proud of you, you knew you truly accomplished something. She's still like that and I love her dearly for it. She taught me to strive for excellence, and never settle for second best."
"The last time we were at Costco for a live unload, we missed our son's 14th and 15th birthdays."...
A few things Wendy's learned so far. No. 1: DO NOT BLOCK THE MIRRORS.
“Honey, hand me a pen and a piece of paper, I need to take that number down immediately. The attorney with a giant head is going to save me from a DUI!”
"There are potholes in Oklahoma with potholes inside of them, and inside of the inside potholes are tiny villages, where they grow maize and build sun temples."
"The first 200 miles of the trip are always the worst -- I'm sure every car is following us. After about 200 miles, I forget what's in the box and fixate on something else. Hey look, a squirrel!"
"Throw my sandwiches away all you want, but you're missing out on a yummy treat, and you will not squash my sparkle today. So there."
We went to Pepper Beach, and I think it's probably one of the nicest public beaches I've ever been to.
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