George & Wendy Show
"Life on the road is never boring" -- just wait till the kids and in-laws see the stocking stuffers Parkers picked up in a Kansas truck stop.
"We throw change into to it every once in a while to please the black hole gods so they don't decide to devour the entire truck."
Particularly if you happen to be traveling through bayou country, home of the LSU Tigers.
An encounter in a store results in the perfect Christmas gift Wendy could have asked, a true appreciation for the meaning of the season.
"Some people are good at being sick. They can suffer in silence and carry on, even when they feel like crap on a cracker. I am definitely not one of these people."
"I often wonder where my husband carries all his stuff when I'm not with him and he doesn't have my purse."
"At about 2 o'clock every afternoon my husband starts fretting about being able to park for our break, which is usually at least six hours away. If he doesn't say something, I usually do."
Fast on track to make the decision already and move to Oregon for the lush scenery, Wendy Parker discovers an undead revolution in our midst.
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