George & Wendy Show
At MATS 2013, Wendy "got to meet her and ask her the solitary question I had for the only high-ranking government official I've ever met."
Wendy to her 15-year-old son: "Led Zeppelin is a band, not a person. So now I'm going to sit in the garage with the car running because you didn't know that.”
"Truckers are the 'Big Brother' of the road. They know what you're doing, people."
"Does anyone else think a giant rabbit with the ability to get into your house and squeeze your neck is terrifying?"
"When the grid actually does shut down and we have to fend for ourselves, there are going to be some very surprised and ill-prepared Starbucks-swilling scarf wearers out there."
" The spiders in South Texas are so big they strap saddles to them and put them in rodeos. Small children who make a scene by screaming for Starbucks in the food court are fed to them."
"I think riding in a big truck for a day should be part of every driver's education class given. These kids need to have the view I do for a day..."
"You'd be amazed at how many bad words you can call someone during the drum solo of 'In the Air Tonight' if it's turned up loud enough."
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