George & Wendy Show
“Did you just say gastric distress?”
"Forty-five years on this planet and I haven't managed to stupid myself to death yet."
"I'm fairly certain the Borg is alive and well and living in the bowels of an Ikea in Flagstaff ... wearing Ugg boots and a scarf."
Are you familiar with the North Dakota "Great Nosehair Massacre of 1863?" Wendy's Internet connection is spotty, but she think she remembers it from American History class.
"I think if the general public had a better idea of what actually goes on in getting their Oreos to the Kroger, they might just reconsider cutting that truck off in traffic."
"You can flat fly through Texas; in fact, they encourage you to do so. Texas is the only state with DOT signs that taunt people...."
"If the shoe-talker is reading this, or if you yourself have talked to the shoes of strangers in a bathroom stall, quit it. It's just plain weird."
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