George & Wendy Show

Alert! Le Pew’s on the toilet!

Wendy Parker tells her craziest road story: "When I step into any bathroom outside of my own home, I slip into some crazy space-time continuum that contains everything weird."

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DNA proliferation prevention: My ‘bag of hair’

"I got all my toiletries in order, cleaned my hairbrush out, and stored the hairball in my bag of hair. Yes, I said 'bag of hair.' The lengths to which Wendy will go to avoid false-positive DNA results.

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I finally found my boots

Wendy: "My next pair need to be red, with flames on the side..."

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No-nos — pantless in L.A.

Wendy crosses "wear no pants while driving through L.A." off her bucket list.

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‘Sorry, dude. I don’t speak hieroglyphics’

"Don't ever yell at me in a foreign language, cause I've got a shiny new pair of cowboy boots that will definitely send a kneecap for a loop."

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Pedestrians in the desert

"I worry over these people, I think about them for days after we see them."

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Abolish three-in-one sinks — now!

Wendy sends a message to Congress: "If we're going to start outlawing stuff because it's dangerous, I think we should start with the automatic sensors on every stinking sink between here and Timbuktu."

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Preparing for the long haul

Between Redlands, Calif., and McCarran, Nev., Wendy's looking for "the usual things -- Sasquatch, alien ships, clean showers, good places to eat." Suggestions?

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When in need of healthy food…

“Did you just say gastric distress?”

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Happy birthday to me

"Forty-five years on this planet and I haven't managed to stupid myself to death yet."

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