George & Wendy Show
The oldest and most recognized of doo-dads are mud flaps with silhouettes of reclining naked women in chrome on them.
“How bout’ it? Any drivers going West out there who can help a girl out with a ride?”
This adventure on the road has put me in mind of our forefathers, and the brave souls who forged this great country.
Every person I discuss our travels with asks two questions, ‘Where do you go to the bathroom?’ and ‘Have you seen a Lot Lizard?’
We’ve been traveling the back roads of rural Texas the past couple of days. We passed a lot of abandoned strip clubs along the way.
I have a myriad of ideas, although most of them involve Sasquatch sightings and which truck stops offer anti-venin for Black Mamba snake bites.
Uncle George is smitten. It’s really sweet to watch the burly trucker melt when she raises her hands for him to pick her up.
I’m not very good at being presentable to important people, they make me nervous and I do ridiculous things when I’m nervous.
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