George & Wendy Show

Wendy Parker

Po-ta-to / Po-terrifying

| November 17, 2013

"Most people don't scream when they see a potato that's been left until it grows hideous, blood sucking tendrils, and they tend to look at you funny when you do."

Do you have a permit for that?

| November 15, 2013

Annals of obstruction: If such questions keep up, Wendy says, she's may just require sources sign a "waiver ... to read my articles from now on."

You know you’re an idiot when…

| November 12, 2013

"Hey, guess what? Fifth-wheel grease stains everything...." Wendy knows because, well, she touched it...

Short fuses at the fuel island

| November 10, 2013

"They have people scheduled to maintain the snack bar -- why couldn't they schedule someone to maintain the fuel-isle flow? I would gladly give up a rolling rack of butt rockets for a fuel island attendant."

Gird your loins because hell has frozen over

| November 08, 2013

"I applaud the trucker who let ride with him -- you're a brave fellow. When I asked George if he'd let Anne do a ridealong with him, he flat out said, 'Hell no.'"

Novembeard leads to Christmoustache

| November 03, 2013

Weirdest family conversation ever -- on the subject of November, facial hair, wigs and more.

Road fever is contagious

| November 01, 2013

The Parker family squabbles: Son's got road fever, daughter's itching for her chance -- that leaves Wendy wondering what happened to her ringside seat to the journey...

Taking one for the team

| October 30, 2013

Wendy's GoPro video fail: "So Max, about the video, George says he'll take care of you and that I'm a dork.... It's nice to be loved."

Wendy Parker

Wendy Parker rides with her husband, George Parker, an owner-operator who pulls dry van. She chronicles her adventures and observations as a newcomer to the trucking world at her website, thegeorgeandwendyshow.com. She has been published in Funny Times magazine, as well as the online magazines Out of the Gutter, Flash Fiction Offensive and Cracked.

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