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AND NOW, LET US PRAY

C.W. McCall's "Wolf Creek Pass," about a chicken-hauler losing his brakes on a steep incline, bellows from Tim's stereo as he barrels down...

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WHEN THE BODY’S PUMP BREAKS

Tim is driving down the road eating a greasy double cheeseburger in between puffs on a cigarette. Suddenly he begins to experience nausea, swe...

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YOU’RE NOT IN KANSAS ANYMORE

It's a dark and stormy night, but Tim isn't worried about the weather until oncoming headlights illuminate an airborne mobile home. His disp...

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NO BRIDGE OVER TROUBLED WATERS

Tim is driving through a torrential storm, unaware that the pounding rain washed out the road, part of the bridge and even the sign warning ab...

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YOUR TRUCK OR YOUR LIFE?

Tim has no idea the guys in front of him buying duct tape and tire thumpers at the truck stop have been tracking him since he picked up a load...

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DO A 180 AND BLOW SMOKE UP THE ASH

Tim is hauling explosives through Oregon when ash begins falling on his truck. Hmmm ... must be one heck of a giant cigarette or the Old Gal i...

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TODAY’S SPECIAL: FLYING CHICKEN

The low-fat grilled chicken sandwich is not nearly as tasty as the double cheeseburger Tim swore off after his heart attack, but it gets him b...

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A BEE THAT WON’T BUZZ OFF

When Tim first hears the buzzing sound, he thinks he's left his electric razor on. No such luck. The angry bee buzzes him a few times before ...

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SKATING ON THIN ICE

Tim hears a blizzard is coming, but with rain falling, he knows the real trouble can start well before snow fills the air. The first sign that...

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June 2002

COVER STORY Going Local Dining with your family and sl...

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