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Todd Dills

TRUCKER ABDUCTED –RETURNS WITH ALIEN PROSTATE!

| November 27, 2007

No way we could improve on that headline, in the now-online-only iWeekly World News.

“>It was a gland finale to an amazing adventure,” says the trucker.

Do you suppose Dr. Nolan Lloyd, the investigating physician quoted in the story, resembles the late actor Lloyd Nolan, who played doctors in the movie iPeyton Place and the sitcom iJulia?