Wendy Parker

PROBE goes on the warpath

This just in: Everything is banned, and what isn't banned is immediately and henceforth considered offensive and/or dangerous to the entire human condition.

Read More

One legend to another

Final touches on the truck under way: "I feel like we may tear a hole in the space-time continuum of truck awesomeness if Evan Steger and Greg Stahl ever get together in the same room."

Read More

It’s the thought that counts

Take a curmudgeonly view or "adapt and enjoy the thought that for at least one week of the year, you get lemon cream Esther Price candies. ... Happy Trucker Week, from a family who really does appreciate what you do. Be safe out there."

Read More

ICE is important

In Case Of Emergency, or ICE, contacts can easily be added to your cell phone, and have been advocated for by paramedics and emergency response personnel.

Read More

Powerfully connected with tiny cords

The magic and the wonder of a solar battery pack for a phone: "It doesn't get hot, it doesn't make my phone hot, and it charges with the energy of the freaking sun. ... Is my phone still tethered to something all the time? Yes. Yes it is. But that something can move with me, and no matter how many times I drop it, it won't die."

Read More

She’s taking all the torque she can, Jim. We’re at critical mass.

Have you ever read something "so terrible you just can't imagine a real human being pieced it together and hope that someone has an imminently evil computer program to stitch together an AP article about trucking?" Plenty examples this week ...

Read More

Notes on being attached

"Be safe out there – and keep an eye out for marauding fathers saving Mousies and blankets. (Like you need one more thing to watch out for...)"...

Read More

Canada to move to Mexico if Trump is elected

As this report was going to press, developing news suggested Mexico had fired back with an announcement it would be relocating to Canada if Hillary Clinton is elected President of the United States in November, causing much concern over whether or not there will be a tear in the space-time continuum when migrating countries collide.

Read More

She’s baaaack — Precious lives!

"I'm pretty sure it's against the law or at least a bad sin to love anything that wasn't birthed as much as I love this truck. I really didn't think I could be more attached to it, until we didn't see her for weeks."

Read More

The art of complaining

"In a perfect trucking world, everyone who runs a company or business having anything to do with trucking would start out as a trucker ..." -- Wendy on the fact that that's just not possible ...

Read More