paranoia

Doctor my eyes

"Sometimes, it's hard to let other people touch the truck. I'll probably need to work on that, right after I get done worrying myself to death about whether or not the headlights are going to fall out. Owning a truck is so much fun."

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Paranoia and suspicious deliveries

A nice little plant and a teddy bear -- or a bomb? "It's time for us to put on our tinfoil hats and run off to the woods, because I've just realized we may be the teensiest bit paranoid."

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