Buy the biggest pair of panties

“BUY THE BIGGEST PAIR OF PANTIES”

I was a trucker for 17 years but due to a recent on the job injury I can no longer drive the trucks that I oh so love. About your readers’ problems with lot lizards, what I used to do was go to the nearest department store buy the biggest pair of panties I could find and hang them from the mirror. I had very few problems with lot lizards after that. Good luck guys and stay safe and when you come through Syracuse, N.Y. Honk at the maroon Ford F150 with the ex-trucker in it.

Mark Cramer

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