Clear and present danger in Weed, Calif.
“No. I said he would save me. He probably won’t like you very much. You should probably Google ‘surviving Sasquatch attack’ while you’re lying in the fetal position waiting for a bear to eat your face off.”
“I’m going to Google ‘nearest insane asylum.’”
“Whatever you think works, but I doubt you get much info about surviving Sasquatch attacks Googling that.”