George & Wendy Show

Wendy Parker

Hang on to your spleen!

| December 14, 2012

“I’m going to get Theraflu. And ear plugs.”

Needless to say, I survived the African flesh-eating flu. I lost eight pounds, and most of the respect of my family, but I’m better now. And if you happen to have an extra spleen laying around, hang on to it, because if you get the flu this year, you’re going to need it. strives to maintain an open forum for reader opinions. Click here to read our comment policy.