Only poke the snake if you know it’s not poisonous
“Well I’m sorry, ma’am, I didn’t mean a thing by it. It don’t work, I just want my money back.”
By this time a manager had come over to intervene, and I was regaining double-eyebrow status. I paid for my stuff and gratefully noticed a very relaxed posture in the dominant right hand of the clerk as she handed me change. I passed George on the way out.
“Approach with caution.”
“Duly noted. And I don’t want to know why.”
“It wasn’t me.”
“I’d like to believe that, so I will.”
“You’re making my eyebrow disappear.”
“It always comes back. That’s how we know it’s safe.”
“You don’t mean it, I can still see two eyebrows.”
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