George & Wendy Show

Wendy Parker

Perils of Break Away

| August 18, 2013

“I know, but I was kind of enjoying it.”

“I found the smell. When I threw those chucks in the sidebox, they knocked the top off the Break Fast and the blocks were sitting on top of the spray nozzle. Every time we went over a bump or pulled uphill, it sprayed that shit all over the inside of my sidebox! The air return for the cab is right beside it!”

“So we’re not going to die?”

“No. We’re not going to die. But the sidebox is ruined.”

“Well that’s good, right?”

“No. It’s not good. All my tools are in the sidebox. I have to pull everything out and clean it. We’re going to be here a while.”

“Good, because I need to go apologize to that bale of hay.”

  • Gremlin

    Had a can of starter fluid on the floor behind my seat and with the right air pressure in my seat and the position of the starter fluid every time I hit a bump it would start spraying. Couldn’t figure out where the smell was coming from for at least 50 or so miles. Not fun trying to get out of the truck intoxicated on the side of the road to move that stupid spray can that was now empty. strives to maintain an open forum for reader opinions. Click here to read our comment policy.