aliens

The Petri dish of our lives

"We're heading back out into the cold and flu season Monday....I'll wash my hands and the alien will slough away illness with his gamma rays. I have a feeling we'll be traveling through Roswell...."

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The re-appearing bra and other assorted strangeness

"There are forces inside the cabs of our trucks we don't understand. The black holes exist – you're definitely not crazy."

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Beam me up, NASA

What would you like to know about a NASA rocket launch? Wendy will be in attendance at one December 17 -- tell here here. "If I have a list, I'll stay on task (for 11 minutes). Help a sistah out."

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Haints, spooks and flat-out weirdness

"And there's the time we were riding along in Arizona desert in the dark one night -- I was already nervous about being abducted by aliens...."

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Gators, mailboxes, clowns and other road debris

Have you ever had to dodge "a guy in full clown makeup and a guy with a snake wrapped around his neck stopped, both out of their cars and arguing in the fast lane? No?"

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Messages in the lawn

"I think a push mower gives the most uniform mow you're going to get. (I just made Hank Hill pee a little.)" And for lawn patterns to capture overhead attention, you can't beat it.

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Strike one off the bucket list: Little AleInn, Rachel, Nev.

George and Wendy Parker visit the infamous cafe on the ET highway, Nevada State Route 375, and find hospitality, plenty of weirdness and some truck parking.

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More just positively terrible ideas

"Probably not the best idea in the world to have something that makes random "pop pop" sounds in a warehouse crammed full of Black Cats and Everclear."

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In search of extraterrestrial intelligence

Parker: “The aliens will talk to me for sure. They probably remember me from when I was abducted as a child.”

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