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Notes on possible alien abductions
“It’s stressful living near the only widely-known storage facility for captive aliens. Wright Patterson Air Force Base is probably designated by spacemen far and wide as the Guantanamo of the Milky Way.”
December 5, 2016
Business
Meteor showers and the return of the CB
“I’m pretty sure there’s a distinct possibility we were abducted by aliens the other night. At least that’s how the story would go if I were telling it at the Counter of Knowledge. …”
November 22, 2015
Business
The Petri dish of our lives
“We’re heading back out into the cold and flu season Monday….I’ll wash my hands and the alien will slough away illness with his gamma rays. I have a feeling we’ll be traveling through Roswell….”
January 30, 2015
Business
The re-appearing bra and other assorted strangeness
“There are forces inside the cabs of our trucks we don’t understand. The black holes exist – you’re definitely not crazy.”
April 23, 2014
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Beam me up, NASA
What would you like to know about a NASA rocket launch? Wendy will be in attendance at one December 17 — tell here here. “If I have a list, I’ll stay on task (for 11 minutes). Help a sistah out.”
December 6, 2013
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Haints, spooks and flat-out weirdness
“And there’s the time we were riding along in Arizona desert in the dark one night — I was already nervous about being abducted by aliens….”
August 30, 2013
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Gators, mailboxes, clowns and other road debris
Have you ever had to dodge “a guy in full clown makeup and a guy with a snake wrapped around his neck stopped, both out of their cars and arguing in the fast lane? No?”
August 2, 2013
Business
Messages in the lawn
“I think a push mower gives the most uniform mow you’re going to get. (I just made Hank Hill pee a little.)” And for lawn patterns to capture overhead attention, you can’t beat it.
July 17, 2013
Life
Strike one off the bucket list: Little AleInn, Rachel, Nev.
George and Wendy Parker visit the infamous cafe on the ET highway, Nevada State Route 375, and find hospitality, plenty of weirdness and some truck parking.
June 17, 2013
Business
More just positively terrible ideas
“Probably not the best idea in the world to have something that makes random “pop pop” sounds in a warehouse crammed full of Black Cats and Everclear.”
April 21, 2013
Business
In search of extraterrestrial intelligence
Parker: “The aliens will talk to me for sure. They probably remember me from when I was abducted as a child.”
November 21, 2012
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