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Things truckers deal with that would be weird if everyone did them
“Here’s a startling thought: what if everyone had a 14-hour clock? You’re sitting in the emergency room with a sliced-up finger and the surgeon sewing it back together falls out like a fainting goat half-way through the procedure.”…
December 6, 2017
Business
Revenge of the healthy choices
“Ever eat something you think is so good for you, you’re just tickled with yourself for eating it, only to have it turn around and try to kill you?”
November 14, 2016
Business
Future’s so bright, I gotta wear lead underwear
“I’m not sure where all these people who are envisioning a rash of child molesters grabbing kids in the bathroom … are coming from – or what bathrooms they’re sending their kids unattended into …”
May 6, 2016
Truck Stops
What truck stops have the best restrooms?
'Pristine Latrine' Q3 award winners from Roady's: Shady Lawn Truck Stop in Tenn., Cenex Zip Trip in Idaho, and Mach 1 in Casey, Ill.
October 30, 2015
Business
Who you talkin’ to?
Wendy gets a laugh out of cartoon showing what can happen when you mistake a bluetooth conversation to be directed at you, until she realized — “I’ve been the dummy thinking someone was having a conversation with me, and it wasn’t so funny anymore.”
May 20, 2015
Business
Earning your cool
Clorox wipes or baby wipes: There’s a difference. “While I have personally met people who could probably benefit from a Clorox armpit bath, it’s generally considered a bad idea to put bleach on your skin, and I try to refrain from it as much as possible.”
March 11, 2015
Business
Ruining a good thing: Bathroom privacy
Another doozy of a restroom tale from Wendy: “I’ve written more stories about bathrooms than pretty much anything else, and if you didn’t know any better, you’d probably think I was weird.”
June 27, 2014
Business
Nuggets of wisdom: Don’t forget your shower shoes
“There are a few things I’ve learned never to be without. Clorox wipes and baby wipes are indispensable, but don’t get them mixed up.”
October 18, 2013
Business
Alert! Le Pew’s on the toilet!
Wendy Parker tells her craziest road story: “When I step into any bathroom outside of my own home, I slip into some crazy space-time continuum that contains everything weird.”
February 15, 2013
Business
‘Sorry, dude. I don’t speak hieroglyphics’
“Don’t ever yell at me in a foreign language, cause I’ve got a shiny new pair of cowboy boots that will definitely send a kneecap for a loop.”
February 6, 2013
Parking
Abolish three-in-one sinks — now!
Wendy sends a message to Congress: “If we’re going to start outlawing stuff because it’s dangerous, I think we should start with the automatic sensors on every stinking sink between here and Timbuktu.”
February 1, 2013
Business
Close encounters of the weird kind
“If the shoe-talker is reading this, or if you yourself have talked to the shoes of strangers in a bathroom stall, quit it. It’s just plain weird.”
January 11, 2013
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