"I think a push mower gives the most uniform mow you're going to get. (I just made Hank Hill pee a little.)" And for lawn patterns to capture overhead attention, you can't beat it.
"I'm fairly certain the Borg is alive and well and living in the bowels of an Ikea in Flagstaff ... wearing Ugg boots and a scarf."
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