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‘The Monkey’s Paw’ for a thousand, Alex

"I found it under my seat. The seat that would be cursed forever with hateful monkey paw germs and juju. I came out of the truck like a rocket when I saw it. I almost touched it. It was horrible."...

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The home time air hose

"As I was cleaning this week, I mentioned that if I ever had a dream home built, it would have air hose thingies in every room. And then the redneck light bulb went off in my head...."

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Fellowship, drivel and education in polish

"Remember, Murphy's Oil Soap for the seats, alcohol on q-tips for the dash display, and just buy a cover for the gear shifter – or clean it in the privacy of your own cab."

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Preventing Roomba suicide

Clean, clean, clean: "You see, no matter how easy technology makes things for us, we are still a necessary part of the equation."

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