What is the cash value of a monkey, sir?

George: "There was a sign. I read the sign before I told them I'd rather have the cash value of a monkey than an actual monkey if I won.” He neglected to add, “Like some people I know would have,” but it was implied.

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Evil elves and lemon chessboard pie

Look out! "For the New Year I have Santa and the elephant to keep the evil monkey lamp on my desk company."

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Close encounters with flying monkeys

“I'll be quiet forever when the evil monkey brutally murders me. Oh look, is that an ultralight? Dang, it's awful cold for an ultralight.”

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