I’m just say’n.
Confidential to “Yankee Boy Toy”: Yes dear, I’m married.
Carolyn Magner is not a professional therapist, shrink or even a very nice person. Her advice is meant to entertain you, not solve your terrible, desperate problems. Nothing shocks her. If you are really in trouble, please call someone who has gone to school for a long time. E-mail her at firstname.lastname@example.org.