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In response to an eTrucker.com question about dealing with unwanted prostitutes while parked overnight, readers offered these suggestions:
The letters that gave the suggestions:
• Brutus jumped right up and gave her a big lick
• Buy the biggest pair of panties
• Contact local police
• I started hanging an old bra
• I’m extremely rude to them
• Installed a high tech camera
• It looks like he already had a visitor
• Just shoot them
My thoughts go out to the wives of drivers
• Never underestimate a lizzie
• Park on the front row
• The quiet stops don’t have lizards
• Wife on board with terminal PMS
• An old bra to hang in the windshield
• Take a wet paper towel
• Am I sleeping that soundly?
• Or is he just plain dumb?
• Take up knitting
• I won’t repeat the language I used
• That girl took off like a bat out of hell
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