George & Wendy Show
George and son, and Wendy, go to a rock concert: "I felt like I had been beat with a stick the next day, but it was worth it. We had a great time, functioned well under pressure as a little unit, and did things we won't forget, and that's what family time is about."
Near-disaster averted by the highway in Arkansas -- and the Motel 6.5: "It's a real place, with a hand-painted sign, swear it."...
Weather, taxes... "Mother Nature must have forgotten a few deductions this year, as she seems very angry and wrathful..."
...to alien abduction? Yes: "Poor George has the implant, and he's unable to fight the urges of the evil radio signals that emit from it, even under great duress."
"We all know these things are bad for us, but it doesn't make them any less delicious."
"Should I get my CDL?"
...and a skyhook for good measure.
"George swears no one in Austin has a job. He says people call each other and make plans to follow one another around in their cars all day, because that's the only way Austin can have rush-hour traffic indefinitely. "
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