A couple times a year, I get loads that take me up to Toronto, Ontario, Canada. The Toronto metro-area is relatively nice and clean except that it’s also known as the City Of The Driving Masturbator. You wouldn’t believe the number of men (and women) who practice masturbation while driving around on metro Toronto roadways!
However, many of us American truckers do take comfort whenever we see a guy talking on his cellphone as he drives, or watching some woman using a mirrors to put on her lipstick while waiting for a light. At least we know what’s in their hands.
Well, um, okay then. Let us take comfort in small things.