Bummed by gambling in Port Allen, La.
“Oh come on, let’s try a different game.”
“You put one more dime in that machine and I’m gonna be pissed. Take that ten dollars and wipe your butt with it, you’ll get more from it.”
“So I take it your gambling career is over?”
“This is the dumbest crap I’ve ever seen in my life. There’s no sport to it. It’s like hunting on a game reserve. D – U – M – B.”
“Well how do you feel about having a drink?”
“Now that sounds sporting.”