The quiet stops don’t have lizards

“THE QUIET STOPS DON’T HAVE LIZARDS”

This to the woman who is worried about the lizards bothering her hubby:

1st – If he has been at this for a while, he knows how to avoid the bad truck stops. The quiet stops don’t have lizards.

2nd – When this does happen, get rude and nasty with the girl. Tell her that the next one that knocks on the door won’t like the results. Do not make a direct threat!!!! All the girls who work a lot know each other and talk to each other. In most cases they work for the same pimp.

3rd – This works. Throw a couple of paper towels next to your tires on the driver’s side and pour water on them or urinate on them. This makes the girls think that someone else has already been there…

Take care and be safe out there drivers.

Brutus

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